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RUMORS & ODDITIES

If you're listening, you'll hear some pretty weird things around campus...

"There's an eye in the library, mom. Yeah, just an eye. One big baby blue, it floats there, like, chilling out. All the time. Huh? No, no eyelid. What? Yeah. Mr. Z says it's been there since 2016. I think he's pretty fond of it, actually."
"They don't assign locker 206 to anyone anymore, but that doesn't stop the gremlins from opening it at least once a year. It only takes one try before you've learnt your lesson, though. You can hear that thing wail clear on the other side of the building. 'Help me!' Dumbass freshmen."
"At night, with the lights out, the mirror in the second floor girls’ restroom allows you to peer into a mysterious storage room with a single filing cabinet standing in the middle. Full fuckin’ pass on exploring that shit, though."
"I hear there's a door in the basement of the bowling alley that leads straight to Hell. I wonder which version?"
"Carry candy with you if you're messing around in the woods. You find that old train car in the western forest, you're going to need to leave an offering. You don't want what lives there following you home. It likes chocolates best, but it won't begrudge a starburst."
"Be careful if you're running through the woods northwest of campus. My friend's cousin was out there, tripped over this real old gravestone. If that ain't creepy enough, he cleared the brush off it and it had his name on it, said 2060-something, and that he'd been killed in an air balloon crash. Weird, right? Well, it gets weirder, because my sister's ex-boyfriend's aunt tripped over a gravestone in the same part of the woods when she was a kid. That'n said 2007 and that she'd been killed in a stampede. She did die, but not in 2007. And I think I heard she actually choked on a cracker."
"Hey you know me, man, I stick mostly with the ww, but once I picked up this weirdo AM muggle station. Some chippy with a weird accent counting backwards, right? And then there's this terrible screeching sound in the background. Metal on metal. I listened for a full seven minutes. The girl's gettin closer and closer to the end — nearly shat m'self thinkin' the muggles are gonna storm in — then she gets cut off before she reaches zero. Two minutes later she starts up again at 1000."
"First, they're gonna put a magic lock on that door, then they're gonna expel you. I don't care how close you think you are to figuring out the pattern. And no, I'm not going to let you hit me with a hammer. We're wizards! There's tons of shit that teleports you around without bodily harm! You don't need a mystery door! Stay out of the library tower if you don't need to be there!"
"Listen, I know you're curious. But, we don't talk about Pocket's Pony Party. We just don't. She feels real bad about it, still."
"Oh my God, Kiki promposed to Chet Callahan in the cafeteria and he just like started laughing at her and then she slipped on some pudding and everyone else started laughing at her and hell yeah I got that on my phone, it was brutal. She said she was going to the cave behind the Falls last full moon, do you think it told her to try this? Everyone knows that cave only gives the shittiest advice."