It's hard to pin down just who Malstrom's two quodpot captains are. No one seems to know their names because the roster's not public yet, but there's a host of weird rumors about the BoMB Director's grandchild or a champion thestral rider or that one of them has already been scouted by a pro team.

From what Chanel is able to gather, one of them lives in Elflock Falls and the other somewhere in Ohio. The captain from Elflock Falls is, based on rumor, either someone living up in the hills among the old mansions above town, or possibly close to the bowling alley. Or, maybe it's that he frequently haunts the bowling alley? Or, maybe he's a ghost. Haunting the bowling alley. (See? Weird rumors.) Anyway, most people at the diner are pretty sure his name starts with a C.