THE CONTENTS OF (one of) MR. YOUNGBLOOD'S JUNK DRAWER(s):
13 disposable lighters. 4 empty
2 matchbooks, half-empty
12 pens, 0 lids - 7 black, 3 leaking - 3 blue - 1 purple - 1 gold-plated, engraved with “From the desk of Dr. David Huang”
4 markers - 2 black, 1 dried out - 1 silver, dried out - 1 pink
7 pencils - 4 #2 pencils - 3 carpenter’s pencils
3 highlighters, yellow
2 crayons, red. Used for grading.
6 pocket knives - 1 with a flames decal (rusted) - 1 with W.H.Y. engraved on the handle - 1 with a comb that also flips out (heavily rusted) - 3 with camo decals
1 screwdriver, magically adjustable, slotted
1 pair of boltcutters
1 Leatherwiz all-purpose tool
1 tube of super glue but it’s magic, stuck to a tube of super glue that’s not magic
Various kinds of tape: - Duct tape (camo) - Spellotape (camo) - Masking tape (camo drawn in sharpie) - Double-sided (not camo)
A shitload of nails
Several batteries, from AAA to D. It’s not clear if any of them are still working, or why a wizard needs batteries
A generous smattering of rubber bands of varying sizes, colors, and state of decay
9 Tootsie Pops, all chocolate
1 pudding cup, empty
1 spoon
1 flask, empty, wrapped in camo duct tape
2 corkscrews, 1 magnetic
8 small, unopened potions bottles, labeled “headfucks” in Mr. Youngblood’s handwriting
1 used envelope, addressed to Mr. Youngblood, with a mostly legible return address in Texas
½ roll of forever postal stamps
1 burner wand, broken in half
2 sheets of talking magic stickers: - 1 fully unused sheet of positive “Good Job!” and “Wow!” stickers - 1 partially used sheet of less positive “Kinda Good!” and “Perfectly OK!” stickers
1 bottle of clear nail polish
5 six-sided dice, clearly not from the same set
3 pairs of shoelaces
1 slinky, tangled up on itself
1 local newspaper from January 5, 2012.
½ box of toothpicks
1 rock that looks strikingly similar to Elton John
Several loose keys, including a wooden skeleton key, one with a heart-shaped head, and one for a 1990s Toyota Camry
A set of socker boppers, one neatly folded into a square, the other crumpled up into a ball.
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- 7 black, 3 leaking
- 3 blue
- 1 purple
- 1 gold-plated, engraved with “From the desk of Dr. David Huang”
- 2 black, 1 dried out
- 1 silver, dried out
- 1 pink
- 4 #2 pencils
- 3 carpenter’s pencils
- 1 with a flames decal (rusted)
- 1 with W.H.Y. engraved on the handle
- 1 with a comb that also flips out (heavily rusted)
- 3 with camo decals
- Duct tape (camo)
- Spellotape (camo)
- Masking tape (camo drawn in sharpie)
- Double-sided (not camo)
- Mouthwash
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Soap
- 1 fully unused sheet of positive “Good Job!” and “Wow!” stickers
- 1 partially used sheet of less positive “Kinda Good!” and “Perfectly OK!” stickers