Despite the fact that Kyle seems like he'd rather be doing anything but talking to customers (even hometown darlings), it also seems like a lot of work to move his work station to the back right now. You'd better buy something after all this, what's-your-face.
"Do you like dogs?" (if no) "Are you ALLERGIC to dogs?" “I have a snake,” he answers, like that’s how you answer a yes or no question. “She’s real good at fetch.” He doesn’t mention if he’s allergic to dogs. But apparently he’s not allergic to snakes.
"Who's your favorite character in The Peculiar Perils?" “I don’t watch TV.”
"(Wizarding) Wonderwall is the greatest song ever, right?" Kyle doesn’t answer for a second. Instead, he reaches into the box he’s sorting through and pulls out a plastic yellow (Wizard) See ‘n’ Say toy. He adjusts the direction of the arrow, pulls the string on the side, and waits for the (somewhat warped) voice to say, “And the HIPPOGRIFF says—” before he abruptly cuts it off with:
“No.”
"Have you ever met Mama Liu?" “Who?” Kyle asks, narrowing his eyes at her. “If that’s someone from your Pernicious Paths or whatever, then obviously not. If that’s some real person,” he sighs, because this is an awful lot of socializing when he could be hiding in the back, sorting intake and taking a nap, and gives an exasperated shrug, “you try asking Jarvis? That guy, like, knows people.”
"Who are your friends?" Kyle looks Audrey dead in the eyes and doesn’t waste an ounce of emotion when he says, “You’re my only friend.”
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"Do you like dogs?" (if no) "Are you ALLERGIC to dogs?"
“I have a snake,” he answers, like that’s how you answer a yes or no question. “She’s real good at fetch.” He doesn’t mention if he’s allergic to dogs. But apparently he’s not allergic to snakes.
"Who's your favorite character in The Peculiar Perils?"
“I don’t watch TV.”
"(Wizarding) Wonderwall is the greatest song ever, right?"
Kyle doesn’t answer for a second. Instead, he reaches into the box he’s sorting through and pulls out a plastic yellow (Wizard) See ‘n’ Say toy. He adjusts the direction of the arrow, pulls the string on the side, and waits for the (somewhat warped) voice to say, “And the HIPPOGRIFF says—” before he abruptly cuts it off with:
“No.”
"Have you ever met Mama Liu?"
“Who?” Kyle asks, narrowing his eyes at her. “If that’s someone from your Pernicious Paths or whatever, then obviously not. If that’s some real person,” he sighs, because this is an awful lot of socializing when he could be hiding in the back, sorting intake and taking a nap, and gives an exasperated shrug, “you try asking Jarvis? That guy, like, knows people.”
"Who are your friends?"
Kyle looks Audrey dead in the eyes and doesn’t waste an ounce of emotion when he says, “You’re my only friend.”